Crotch joke!

This blog writes itself

Right by the massive gates of the new $1.5 billion ballpark in the Bronx sits eight million pounds of Deer Isle granite that, according to The Associated Press, was quarried by die-hard Red Sox fans.

The granite came from the Crotch Island quarry, Maine's last major island quarrying operation. On that island works foreman Danny Hypes and his three-man crew -- all big Red Sox fans -- and together they produce 55,000 to 75,000 cubic feet of granite per year, the AP said.